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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
So you'll need to stand in your front yard and count bats?
I'll do it for thirty five cents per bat plus a case of frosted pop tarts.0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!1 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?0 -
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mom: Did u get the question?
me: what question?
mom: of your exam of tomorrow?
me: what?! no!!
mom: It should be in your phone...
me:
you are kidding...right?
mom: then why r u glued to it's screen the whole day nonstop??..
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.
You know, I was going to ask if you had a fireplace, but something shiny distracted me....or it might have been something boob shaped... That's how were used to get bats in our house when I was growing up.0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
Perfect. Jiggling boobs are the best!0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »
We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.
Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?0 -
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I just pictured this. It was..... exciting
Shall I send you vids?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
No need for support when you're sleeping......just let them fall to either side and under your arm.
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I need support as well. I think we have a problem!
We can all take turns! I am sure it would all work out!0 -
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I'm thinking a sandwich formation might also work
Exactly what I was thinking... kind of like a train with hands reaching around front.0
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