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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    So you'll need to stand in your front yard and count bats?

    I'll do it for thirty five cents per bat plus a case of frosted pop tarts.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    can you draw me a picture since I can't see this?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    *ahem* waves.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
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  • DrSelfish1131
    DrSelfish1131 Posts: 35 Member
    mom: Did u get the question?
    me: what question?
    mom: of your exam of tomorrow?
    me: what?! no!!
    mom: It should be in your phone...
    me: :open_mouth: you are kidding...right?
    mom: then why r u glued to it's screen the whole day nonstop??.. :#:#
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

    You know, I was going to ask if you had a fireplace, but something shiny distracted me....or it might have been something boob shaped... That's how were used to get bats in our house when I was growing up.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    Perfect. Jiggling boobs are the best!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

    Is that good or bad?

    Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

    Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

    We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

    Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I just pictured this. It was..... exciting

    Shall I send you vids?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    No need for support when you're sleeping......just let them fall to either side and under your arm. :)
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

    We can all take turns! I am sure it would all work out!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I just pictured this. It was..... exciting

    Shall I send you vids?

    Please

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    Looks totally natural, huh?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

    We can all take turns! I am sure it would all work out!

    I'm thinking a sandwich formation might also work

    Exactly what I was thinking... kind of like a train with hands reaching around front.
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