Why did you Arrest the person above?
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            For setting up petrovafire for her Murder1
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            Arson0
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            for being a tease
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            for Robot dancing in public, in a Speedo.0
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            Carrying around a Monkey on his back without the proper documents0
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            Burning a house down ..her electrical wiring caused it0
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            Stealing all the Thin Mints0
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            Trying to breed lamas.0
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            Peeing at bus stops0
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            Hey!!! Don't jinx me Lady!!!

For jinxing me and making my life hell!
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            Taking all the magazines with Kate winslet screaming "B!tch stole my face". Lol1
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            She refused to go out for drinks so I had to
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            Although she was of legal age to consume alcohol, it was deemed in appropriate to drink from a keg during a kid's birthday party at the local Chuck E. Cheese's...0
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            Dressed up as Chuck E Cheese to spy on all of his Ex Sister Wives0
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            Building without a permit0
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            For arresting me for everything I do in real life!0
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            Attempted murder on her ex0
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            "Accidentally" stabbed me with a bendy straw 37 times.0
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            For forgetting to refill his bird feeders0
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            For tax evasion0
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            For leaking my tax records to the press (she's my accountant)0
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            Perjury0
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            Approaching people with tongue out0
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            Crashing partition busting up other people's pinatas0
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            Parties"0
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            Spanking random strangers0
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            Robbed a gas station using a banana as a gun, too many cart0
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            Cartoons0
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            licking the handles of shopping carts,
she claimed it was to improve her immunity, but we won't fall for that line.1 
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