Best way to be woken up?

Angela937
Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
edited November 15 in Chit-Chat
Without shutting this thread down or putting me in MFP jail...
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  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    With folger's in your cup................oh wait we aren't doing songs are we?
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Letting me sleep till I wake up and then giving me homemade chocolate chip pancakes and a giant glass of chocolate almond milk plus my own can of pure maple syrup

    And then

    Telling me there is a golden girls marathon on
  • brandi8484
    brandi8484 Posts: 96 Member
    HAHA, I wake up to this alarm:
    https://youtu.be/CX5cu7K4uKI?t=6s
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    ...
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    It's best not to wake me up...doesn't matter if it's for fun...I won't be pleased.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I can say its not that annoying horn from above...

    How about a knock on the door from those sweepstakes people telling me I have won 5,000 a week for life?
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    via a text from my job saying we've closed because of inclement weather
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Hummer or being rid'in.

    Then espresso and a good breakfast.

    More hummer and rid'in.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    By a phone call saying I won the lottery.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say it....
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited February 2017
    Is this a PG Rated thread? I don't think I can say on here.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited February 2017
    The sound of heels clicking from the kitchen and you realize it's Sofia Vergara. You bagged her last night. :sunglasses:

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I imagine the only answer is *kittens*
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    >:)
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    I'll keep it PG, Margot robbie naked
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    The Pillsbury doughboy standing on your belly and telling you in his cute little voice the cookies are ready and warm.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Your sugar mama walking out the front door saying she left you a check for a pizza.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    Your sugar mama walking out the front door saying she left you a check for a pizza.

    :D
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Waking to the smell of coffee and bacon cooking and a bedroom eyes looking at you. Not that ever happens, but I can imagine.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Waking to the smell of coffee and bacon cooking and a bedroom eyes looking at you. Not that ever happens, but I can imagine.

    I am imagining it right now. Mmmm yep, that would be pretty amazing. Too bad I have no idea when I will get to experience it. I would add french toast to the mix though.
  • Taryan23
    Taryan23 Posts: 76 Member
    Letting me sleep till I wake up on my own then fixing a nice romantic breakfast
  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    Just don't do it!! NEVER a good reaction. Okay...almost never.

    Letting me sleep-in gets more brownie points than anything else.
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    edited February 2017
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    via a text from my job saying we've closed because of inclement weather

    Amen to this. This happened to me a few weeks ago. Got real annoyed that my husband was texting me at 5:30am while he was at work, or so I thought. Turned out to an automated text for cancelled school due to an ice-day. It was awesome. Way better than anything else.

  • shadowloss
    shadowloss Posts: 293 Member
    edited February 2017
    Breathing, and not having to claw on the lid trying to get out.
  • futureicon
    futureicon Posts: 348 Member
    The smell of bacon cooking..
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Answering machine..... clinic says your STD test came back negative
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