Lame Superpowers
That_Look
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Tell us you lame super power. I'll go first:
I can fly, but only half the speed of walking.
I can fly, but only half the speed of walking.
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I can teleport, but I can only go a maximum of five feet at a time.0
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I can levitate birds, but no one cares .1
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I have luke warm vision.1
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I can read minds, but it only works on mice.1
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I can see through class.1
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I can't quite become invisible, but I can get down to about 50% opacity.2
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I can levitate 5cm off the ground.0
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I can run at the speed of light, but only backward.0
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Paralyzed in one arm and super strenght in the other.0
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i can pee anytime on command2
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jessiferrrb wrote: »i can pee anytime on command
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I can walk through water3
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I can stop time, but only by closing my eyes and not looking at my stopwatch while doing a plank.9
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I always drop toast butter/jelly side up.3
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X ray vision but only on skeletons4
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I have good memory for only 2 seconds.0
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Knows the exact coordinates and location of every snail on earth.3
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Have the iffinite stamina in the bedroom but never get off.2
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Can part water...but only when it's in a thimble.0
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Can teleport, but only to the back of a line (or queue, for my British folks).3
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I can read minds. I have read minds. Because of this experience, I choose not to read minds. Minds are boring.1
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I have a hat super power. I don't!0
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I have the ability to dodge every 3rd bullet0
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Can predict the weather with extreme accuracy, but only for an hour on March 3.0
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i can crop dust on command1
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