Lame Superpowers

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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    I can cut butter into two perfectly equal pieces.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    I can make milk go sour by looking at it.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I have super speed but I have two peg legs
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
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    I can remember all of my friends phone numbers - from jr. high school
  • risberg96
    risberg96 Posts: 118 Member
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    I know when a song will be hugely popular upon first time hearing it. It's a gift.
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
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    I can fart and drink beer at the same time
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    I can find any missing Lego. With my bare feet.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    I'm empathetic. Nothing lamer than that.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    The power to not speak as I please.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Sneezing extremely loudly. ( I think I already have this super power though, had a neighbor say bless you once )
  • jbirdgreen
    jbirdgreen Posts: 569 Member
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    I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    jbirdgreen wrote: »
    I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.

    thats a nice potential for a lame super power: Being able to sneeze 6 times in a row.
  • That_Look
    That_Look Posts: 1,001 Member
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    I'm impervious to women coming onto me.
  • jbirdgreen
    jbirdgreen Posts: 569 Member
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    subcounter wrote: »
    jbirdgreen wrote: »
    I never sneeze once. If I do, its a single sneeze that was after a long series of other sneezes. People get tired of saying bless you to me.

    thats a nice potential for a lame super power: Being able to sneeze 6 times in a row.

    I can totally do that -- heck I have done it before.
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    I, too, am impervious to women coming onto me.

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