I love having FEMALE friends on MFP, but....

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  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    @LL5lifts - You told me you liked it, and it would stay between us!!!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    @LL5lifts - You told me you liked it, and it would stay between us!!!

    Wait, you're not just sending them to me? I thought I was special :confused:

    Quit throwing me under the bus guys!! And you are special...I swear
  • cnadiger
    cnadiger Posts: 168 Member
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    So glad I stumbled on this thread! Not for the bewbs, but because I think some of the guys didn't get the sarcasm one bit...
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
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    cnadiger wrote: »
    So glad I stumbled on this thread! Not for the bewbs, but because I think some of the guys didn't get the sarcasm one bit...

    Oh, I think we all got it. This is a parody post, though.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    My specialism is peering into brains when they go wrong..... so if you feel like your about to have an episode, let me know.... but also just pop your top..... etc etc..
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I love having female friends, but....



    Bah, never mind. I do.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    This thread needs pics for visual learners.
    Educationally speaking.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    My specialism is peering into brains when they go wrong..... so if you feel like your about to have an episode, let me know.... but also just pop your top..... etc etc..

    Welcome from a former psych nurse. You'll find great case studies here.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Ha, I think you could file this under first world problems ;)
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    I have a bewb question: Have any of you lost a significant amount of weight and had or looked into getting a lift and/or augmentation? Probably not the right thread for this question...

    Also - thanks for the reminder that I'm a year overdue for a mammogram.

    Mmmmm. Sexy.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I have a pm address; I damn sure do.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    :D

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