I love having FEMALE friends on MFP, but....

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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  • blackcomaro
    blackcomaro Posts: 796 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    Don't unfriend me if you just can't handle the truth....

    I was wondering if you unfriend someone they got a notification of some kind.... now i know!
    Thanks for the heads up!
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    You might want to consult @jjewell1981 he's apprently a nipple expert.

    Yes tell me all about them nips

    How come when I'm cold sometimes only one nip goes hard. Is the other stupid? Should I be concerned? Is there extra activity I can give it to catch up?

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    happilymegan wrote: »
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    You might want to consult @jjewell1981 he's apprently a nipple expert.

    Yes tell me all about them nips

    How come when I'm cold sometimes only one nip goes hard. Is the other stupid? Should I be concerned? Is there extra activity I can give it to catch up?

    No it's because the other needs more attention. Give it lots of love and it'll act accordingly
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    but they are needy, complainy, and katty
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  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    @LL5lifts - You told me you liked it, and it would stay between us!!!
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    @LL5lifts - You told me you liked it, and it would stay between us!!!

    Wait, you're not just sending them to me? I thought I was special :confused:

    Quit throwing me under the bus guys!! And you are special...I swear
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  • cnadiger
    cnadiger Posts: 168 Member
    So glad I stumbled on this thread! Not for the bewbs, but because I think some of the guys didn't get the sarcasm one bit...
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    cnadiger wrote: »
    So glad I stumbled on this thread! Not for the bewbs, but because I think some of the guys didn't get the sarcasm one bit...

    Oh, I think we all got it. This is a parody post, though.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    My specialism is peering into brains when they go wrong..... so if you feel like your about to have an episode, let me know.... but also just pop your top..... etc etc..
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I love having female friends, but....



    Bah, never mind. I do.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    This thread needs pics for visual learners.
    Educationally speaking.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    alilmessedup wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    My specialism is peering into brains when they go wrong..... so if you feel like your about to have an episode, let me know.... but also just pop your top..... etc etc..

    Welcome from a former psych nurse. You'll find great case studies here.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    Ha, I think you could file this under first world problems ;)
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I have a bewb question: Have any of you lost a significant amount of weight and had or looked into getting a lift and/or augmentation? Probably not the right thread for this question...

    Also - thanks for the reminder that I'm a year overdue for a mammogram.

    Mmmmm. Sexy.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I have a pm address; I damn sure do.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    :D
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