We broke up because...
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Because I was taller then him0
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She wouldn't let me build my own bunk bed
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She said I was too eccentric0
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Her farts smelled like pickles0
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she only let me eat peanut butter on tuesdays. The horror.
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He kept trying to cut my toenails0
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he never cut his toenails
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He never quit chewing on my toenails
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He always came home with a new pedicure and we were too poor to afford!0
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I wanted a sugar mumma
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I didn't have enough money to satisfy her spending habits!0
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Needed to take a second mortgage to pay for lipstick0
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He just never came home
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she left passive aggressive notes on the fridge0
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Ughhh ..*eye roll* He thought the shopping list was passive aggressive ..0
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I discovered her Shopping list!
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