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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. I asked my husband to pick up some olive oil.
    2. He brought home a 2 liter bottle. Of olive oil.
    3. What am I gonna do with 2L of olive oil?

    Smart man... he'll never need to pick up olive oil again. Like, ever. Lol

    Probably what he was going for.
    His super logical and rational brain comes up with crazy stuff.
    Sometimes I forget he was an engineer before he pulled a career 180.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    1. I will probably use all of the olive oil.
    2. I cook a lot, too.
    3. I doubt it will go to waste, I just don't have room in the cabinet for it.
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    edited February 2017
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    In actuality, it's probably a better deal to buy bigger.
    oh... three ... ok, that you'll use that oil over time
    plus, ya the sex stuff. do that
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited February 2017
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    1. I buy olive oil by the two liter :grimace:
    2. I cook A LOT
    3. I am fat

    1. I buy everything in bulk
    2. Cook for me?
    3. You are beautiful!

    1. Why buy five granola bars when you can buy 500?
    2. I want somebody to cook for me
    3. clean for me also

    1)I'm putting on my maid outfit as we speak.
    2) You can pay me with pizza.
    3)Brownies work as well.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    1. I buy olive oil by the two liter :grimace:
    2. I cook A LOT
    3. I am fat

    1. I buy everything in bulk
    2. Cook for me?
    3. You are beautiful!

    1. Why buy five granola bars when you can buy 500?
    2. I want somebody to cook for me
    3. clean for me also

    1. I love cooking
    2. Hate having to do dishes
    3. No dishes please :cry:
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    1. I haven't done the dishes in 6 years.
    2. Lucky, lucky me.
    3. I hate doing the dishes.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:

    1. I love cilantro!
    2. @subcounter can bring the meat
    3. I once bought a cookbook that had a recipe titled "hot dog surprise"...did not disappoint

    1. I just taste soap. I am sure its something to do with genetics.
    2. lamb, beef, pork?
    3. that sounds totally sexual lol.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @subcounter

    I will clean up after either of you (or both of you) cook
    I don't mind cooking, but I like watching other people cook even better
    Just feed me

    1. any favorites?
    2. i don't do cilantro stuff.
    3. i do hope you like meat :smiley:

    1. I like almost all food
    2. except onions
    3. I love the meat

    1. Okay, you know who are the hardest to cook for?
    2. people that say they like everything :smiley:
    3. Onion soup is out of the menu.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »

    1. I like almost all food
    2. except onions
    3. I love the meat

    :cry:

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    1. This day is dragging *kitten*
    2. I need a shot, or several
    3. It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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