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Loosens the lids on salt shakers at restaurants then jumps out and yells "You been Sodium Chloride punkd"

Has created her own line of fashion hairnets for restaurant workers. Her best seller is "Mullet Net"

Hangs out on the Appalachian Trail eating pizza, brownies and cheeseburgers as hungry, weary hikers walk by. Loudly exclaims this is the best *kitten* food she has ever tasted.

Her current crusade is about protesting peanut butter. She hangs outside of Kroger shouting about the inhumane treatment of the peanut population and how this is causing peanuts to decrease in size worldwide.

Offers to apply jelly to your breakfast toast, using only her tongue at the same IHOP

Thought toast was an effective personal relations lubricate... crumby idea...

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You tree'd me on the last one...lol...
Is the slowest typist in the west!!

Baptizes cats

He spends his spare time grooming Llamas

Breeds llamas, trains them to race, talks of winning championships, builds their hopes, theirs dreams. Finally the day arrives to go race - the llamas get so super excited, like OMG.

And she flakes, and watches their disappointment on CCTV while knitting in her rocking chair. Really, she's a cold *kitten*.

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Only knows Happimess robbed the adult bookstore because she's his accomplice in crime...