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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    We'll never find out
    Why we can't believe our dreams
    They are fiction, right?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Sunny Sunday morn
    I celebrated my way
    I slept until noon
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    I slept until 10
    I was tired from last night
    But it was worth it
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    I am like water
    Life slowly softly flowing
    Shaping land and time
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Sometimes when I fart
    It makes me chuckle so hard
    That I fart again
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Bodily functions
    Make funny Haiku topics.
    Hardee har har har.
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    Too pretty to be
    Eyes blue and green like the sea
    Too pretty, for me
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Such a busy day
    Teleconferences and stuff
    Must... maintain... focus...
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    The day nearly done
    I search for more I can do
    Sometimes work is fun
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Spent the whole morning
    Running fast in the rat race
    Just another rat... :(
  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
    Sweating, pushing, fight
    The battle is mine to win
    Forged into much more
  • DavidRocketts
    DavidRocketts Posts: 80 Member
    Stuffed face, fat belly
    My fitness pal will suggest
    Much exercise, no telly
  • DavidRocketts
    DavidRocketts Posts: 80 Member
    In the beginning
    The Sumo figure stumbles
    Finally standing tall
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Happy Friday-eve
    Can I make it all the way?
    Almost the weekend...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    So... it's Friday now...
    I'm not going to clock watch...
    Tic toc tic toc tic....
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    edited March 2017
    Today is Friday
    I am off the next 3 days
    So freaking badass
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Saturday morning
    Yoga class and then coffee
    Now... grilled cheese sammich...
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    I just love ladies
    Please Forgive me but it's true
    Lass with, sass, class and...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    I love sunny days
    Especially on weekends
    So I love Sundays
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Monday.... Bah!! Humbug!!
    The weekend went far too fast
    I need a short nap...
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Its Monday Morning
    Vacation a memory
    Until the next time
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Freezing rain fallen
    Car was covered with thick ice
    Inconvenient...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Oh hey! It's Hump Day!!
    Half of the week is now done...
    Soon... hello, weekend!!
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    A cold wind today
    Without the wind, it is warm
    Well, relatively...
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
    I logged my breakfast
    3 ounces of cereal
    No donuts for me :(
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Yeehaw, it's Friday!!
    So busy; such a long week...
    Can I go home now??
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Weekend!! Finally!!
    Very cold in Ottawa
    Computer is warm...