What a nitwit!
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Fellow nit wit here! When I first got my keurig I wanted to see if I could use it to make a cup of tea. So I stuck a tea bag in the spot where k-cups normally go. . .
Instead of, you know, just putting it in the cup and adding the hot water.
<slinks away in embarrassment >
They also make tea in Keurig pods, but yeah. Put the tea bag in the cup.
These things don't count as mistakes until after you've finished your morning coffee.
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How much yogurt were you leaving on your spoon?
I don't worry about the tiny amount of yogurt on my spoon. I do put the yogurt into the bowl on the scale.
I suppose my moment was with salad dressing. So much easier to put the salad on the scale and add the salad dressing than measure it separately.1 -
Mine would have to be forgetting to weigh my pan/dish before putting the meal into it, and just not taking advantage of the whole weigh-the-dish/meal-at-the-end-and-then-weigh-your-portion thing. For instance, my family loves 7-layer dip with chips for dinner. I meticulously weighed all ingredients as I added them, but separately, not in the dish. Then later realized that instead of guesstimating the amount I would take out to eat, say 1/6th of it, I could have weighed the whole thing and accurately weighed what I removed. Oh well, maybe next time!!4
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lightenup2016 wrote: »Mine would have to be forgetting to weigh my pan/dish before putting the meal into it, and just not taking advantage of the whole weigh-the-dish/meal-at-the-end-and-then-weigh-your-portion thing. For instance, my family loves 7-layer dip with chips for dinner. I meticulously weighed all ingredients as I added them, but separately, not in the dish. Then later realized that instead of guesstimating the amount I would take out to eat, say 1/6th of it, I could have weighed the whole thing and accurately weighed what I removed. Oh well, maybe next time!!
This was me! What I did one one cozy Sunday was weigh all the typical pans/containers/pots and write the weight down on a piece of paper. One less derp moment for me!
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This morning I was weighing peanut butter. Scale says 50 grams. Didn't look like that much to me but it was early and I hadn't had enough coffee. Went to weigh something else and realized the scale was on ounces instead of grams. Duh.2
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This morning I was weighing peanut butter. Scale says 50 grams. Didn't look like that much to me but it was early and I hadn't had enough coffee. Went to weigh something else and realized the scale was on ounces instead of grams. Duh.
See. No coffee yet so it doesn't count as a D'uh!3 -
I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.5 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
I've put a mug full of water under the Keurig, put a new pod in and pushed the button, then wondered why my coffee wasn't working. Hint. Put the water in the machine, not leave it in the mug.5 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
Which's why I make, iced coffee since otherwise I; might get burned!1 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
I make mine after I've had it. I mean I set up the maker the night before so I just flip the switch in the morning. Otherwise I'd have to switch to tea.2 -
I love this thread. I never thought about weighing the damned spoon with the bowl when doing my morning yogurt!
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snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
Well, I'd already had one cup. I need at least 2 to be marginally human. Which tells you I drink way too much coffee!1 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
This. Even then, things go awry for me, such as forgetting to put coffee in the keurig coffee pod and making a delicious cup of hot water....2 -
Can I treat negative grams like negative calories? If I weigh my food, Tare the scales then eat it, the calories don't count?9
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Tacklewasher wrote: »Fellow nit wit here! When I first got my keurig I wanted to see if I could use it to make a cup of tea. So I stuck a tea bag in the spot where k-cups normally go. . .
Instead of, you know, just putting it in the cup and adding the hot water.
<slinks away in embarrassment >
They also make tea in Keurig pods, but yeah. Put the tea bag in the cup.
These things don't count as mistakes until after you've finished your morning coffee.
You both just made me laugh! Thanks! I'm learning so much from all of you. Like I need a new scale.
And tare? I never heard of that. I have some catching up to do.0 -
CynthiasChoice wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »Fellow nit wit here! When I first got my keurig I wanted to see if I could use it to make a cup of tea. So I stuck a tea bag in the spot where k-cups normally go. . .
Instead of, you know, just putting it in the cup and adding the hot water.
<slinks away in embarrassment >
They also make tea in Keurig pods, but yeah. Put the tea bag in the cup.
These things don't count as mistakes until after you've finished your morning coffee.
You both just made me laugh! Thanks! I'm learning so much from all of you. Like I need a new scale.
And tare? I never heard of that. I have some catching up to do.
Oh that's just a fancy word for zeroing out.2 -
How much yogurt were you leaving on your spoon?
I don't worry about the tiny amount of yogurt on my spoon. I do put the yogurt into the bowl on the scale.
I suppose my moment was with salad dressing. So much easier to put the salad on the scale and add the salad dressing than measure it separately.
Well greek yogurt is pretty thick and I don't like to whack my spoon on the side of my bowl early in the morning and wake everyone up. So maybe 10 grams of yogurt stuck to my spoon?
Brilliant idea about the salad dressing!
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cerise_noir wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »I don't attempt to do anything in the morning before my coffee.
Except making my coffee.
This. Even then, things go awry for me, such as forgetting to put coffee in the keurig coffee pod and making a delicious cup of hot water....
In the last few months, I've forgotten to put in the water once, and forgotten to put in the coffee once. Maybe it's time to start prepping the night before.0 -
trigden1991 wrote: »Can I treat negative grams like negative calories? If I weigh my food, Tare the scales then eat it, the calories don't count?
Seems legit.1 -
I saw on the forums even pre-packaged food should be weighed as the actual weight can vary from the labelled weight. This particular nitwit spent two weeks doing this before realising removing the packaging was probably a good idea. Two weeks. After having coffee. I am a smart university student, I promise......6
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