We broke up because...
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She was deflowered ..I wanted pure
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Stole my car ..
..loved it more than me
Stole MY car???? Damn!!!0 -
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He was deflowering all the ladies who were willing1
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He would give me flowers then take them away!!0
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She didn't care that my allergies to flowers would kill me!
She just wanted flowers! 0 -
She never bought me flowers...only fattening candy.0
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When we got down to it I realized he was the wrong gender0
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He didn't even know who he really was. It got confusing.0
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She used her magic too often0
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She ended up being an Insurance scam artist, jumping on the hood of my car when it was in the driveway, then claiming I hit her!0
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I have nicer legs0
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He kept breaking my heels whenever he got dressed up and snuck out at night!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He kept breaking my heels whenever he got dressed up and snuck out at night!
Haha sounds about right
She got mad I got all the attention0 -
I feel the same0
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She keeps talking hate not Love!0
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Cause she can't watch a hockey game without yelling at the tv0
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He watched hockey 24/70
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She was a couch potato ..hated sports except for what was on tv0
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Chased the boys from the yard!0
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She minded me visiting Jo's basement at times
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He had weird fetishes which involved basements and Australians1
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She broke all my sticks when I told her to stop yelling at tv0
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He kept bringing dirty sticks into my clean house!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He kept bringing dirty sticks into my clean house!
How are they dirty! I bet I take care of them better than you take care of your shoes0 -
I always caught him polishing his stick
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I wax it0
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Waxed his stick in front of the neighbours0
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Hahahahahahahaha!
He was always in a locked bathroom chanting "Wax on, Wax off!"0
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