True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess that I can't remember the last time I had sex. I can't even remember my last date.
Need a life...
Yet I swim with hot men every morning in speedos...2 -
I can't look at myself naked0
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Sorry to hear that 138shades , I hope your weekend is nice and quiet0
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nickiphillips1 wrote: »I confess that I can't remember the last time I had sex. I can't even remember my last date.
Need a life...
Yet I swim with hot men every morning in speedos...
Don't worry you will be getting a lot of pm's now with sex requests0 -
Some days I think I need to disengage from here. Today is one of those days.4
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Sometimes doing software support with doctors can drive you insane. So smart yet so computer dumb.3
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A few comments on the conversations that have taken place since I’ve last checked in:
I’ve never had a choco-taco. Or a Shamrock shake.
Many women can pull off a sophisticated grey haired look. I am not one of those people. I’m 43 years old, but I have no desire to LOOK like I’m 43.
I am the cookie manager for my daughter’s girl scout troop. I’ve had CASES of cookies in my living room for the last month. I’m so glad this is the last weekend.
I also am the slowest runner ever. I ran a 5K in 52 minutes once. The next time I walked it and I finished in 49 minutes. I’ve been passed by a mother walking while pushing a stroller. But my daughter plays basketball and I told her in the off season she would have to continue running to stay in shape, so this week we started doing it together. It took me 16 minutes to run/walk a mile. But I’m hoping if I run more, it will mean I’ll get to eat more.
I’m still over two weeks behind but my kids have convinced me to take them to see Beauty and the Beast today so I need to make myself look presentable. Later!
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Last night I ate a Frisco burger, fries, and Coke. I have zero regrets.4
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I confess, I like pizza and ice cream. At the same time (meal).1
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »Sometimes doing software support with doctors can drive you insane. So smart yet so computer dumb.
I confess that I hate it when they update my EHR software. It is already overly cumbersome, clunky and counter-intuitive . Updates always make it worse. Trying to "fix" what is badly broken, but we're used to the breaks. Stop making it worse.0 -
I am wearing Kelly green boxer briefs today..1
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suzannelouisethompson wrote: »I can't look at myself naked
Can't take progress photos with no shirt on for the same reason.0 -
I confess...
I got my back waxed today.
Take a number ladies...4 -
jjewell1981 wrote: »nickiphillips1 wrote: »I confess that I can't remember the last time I had sex. I can't even remember my last date.
Need a life...
Yet I swim with hot men every morning in speedos...
Don't worry you will be getting a lot of pm's now with sex requests
Is that all it takes? Damn.0 -
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I confess that my fear is I'll never be pretty enough for people to like me1
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I confess ever sense my relationship has been over I have been emotionally closed off and really reluctant to get back out there especially being a dad. part of me says "no time for that" part of me is "scared" hmm0
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I confess... I usually do really good all day... then I eat my whole fridge before bed!5
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I confess I asked the granddaughter and found out the nasty rumor the church lady was spreading came from me making a comment about hating student loan payments and feeling like I need to pull a Vivian and find a good corner and hope an Edward comes along. On a friend's post on Facebook. Who shares my love of Pretty Woman. REALLY?!1
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Last night sucked. My friend, who recently moved back from New Orleans, asked me to go with her to a party. She heard about it from a guy she met on Tinder and screwed a few times (he wasn't attractive at all). We stuck out like sore thumbs because everyone else knew each other.She had no problem telling everyone about her new job working for a phone sex company and the amount of guys she's slept with (140
). Everyone kept asking me if do the same thing, it was so embarrassing. I spent the majority of the time talking to the host of the party about how I liked how he remodeled his house and the price of mortgages. What can I say? I'm the life of the party. Then we went to a bar when the party died down. I felt like a 3rd wheel at the bar. My friend and the dude she met at the party were all over each other. Every time she got up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, he would hit on me. He asked if she and I had ever considered hooking up. I'm sure he was hoping for a threesome. When the bar closed he invited us back to his house.She wanted to go, but I put my foot down and refused. She told me it was no big deal because she does it all the time. I stuck to my guns and he agreed to go back to her apartment instead. I didn't drink so was the designated driver. On the way back, she gave him a hand job in the car and I felt like throwing up. I got my stuff and left as soon as I got to her place.
I used to have friends like that.0 -
Yes! We often do 12 hour car rides with our 2.Kasner1975 wrote: »I confess that 8 hours in a car with kids is 7 hours 50 minutes too damn long.
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Last night sucked. My friend, who recently moved back from New Orleans, asked me to go with her to a party. She heard about it from a guy she met on Tinder and screwed a few times (he wasn't attractive at all). We stuck out like sore thumbs because everyone else knew each other.She had no problem telling everyone about her new job working for a phone sex company and the amount of guys she's slept with (140 ). Everyone kept asking me if do the same thing, it was so embarrassing. I spent the majority of the time talking to the host of the party about how I liked how he remodeled his house and the price of mortgages. What can I say? I'm the life of the party. Then we went to a bar when the party died down. I felt like a 3rd wheel at the bar. My friend and the dude she met at the party were all over each other. Every time she got up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, he would hit on me. He asked if she and I had ever considered hooking up. I'm sure he was hoping for a threesome. When the bar closed he invited us back to his house.She wanted to go, but I put my foot down and refused. She told me it was no big deal because she does it all the time. I stuck to my guns and he agreed to go back to her apartment instead. I didn't drink so was the designated driver. On the way back, she gave him a hand job in the car and I felt like throwing up. I got my stuff and left as soon as I got to her place.
I used to have friends like that.
Holy moly, that seems like a million post ago. You're digging deep.0 -
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I turned the wifi off yesterday and told my girls the company was upgrading so we spent time together NOT on our phones4
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Last night sucked. My friend, who recently moved back from New Orleans, asked me to go with her to a party. She heard about it from a guy she met on Tinder and screwed a few times (he wasn't attractive at all). We stuck out like sore thumbs because everyone else knew each other.She had no problem telling everyone about her new job working for a phone sex company and the amount of guys she's slept with (140 ). Everyone kept asking me if do the same thing, it was so embarrassing. I spent the majority of the time talking to the host of the party about how I liked how he remodeled his house and the price of mortgages. What can I say? I'm the life of the party. Then we went to a bar when the party died down. I felt like a 3rd wheel at the bar. My friend and the dude she met at the party were all over each other. Every time she got up to get a drink or go to the bathroom, he would hit on me. He asked if she and I had ever considered hooking up. I'm sure he was hoping for a threesome. When the bar closed he invited us back to his house.She wanted to go, but I put my foot down and refused. She told me it was no big deal because she does it all the time. I stuck to my guns and he agreed to go back to her apartment instead. I didn't drink so was the designated driver. On the way back, she gave him a hand job in the car and I felt like throwing up. I got my stuff and left as soon as I got to her place.
I used to have friends like that.
Holy moly, that seems like a million post ago. You're digging deep.
I like to read a bunch at a time, so I only check chit-chat once in a while.0
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