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We broke up because...
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I was waiting at customs, where were you?
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wouldn't let me drink my coffee .. especially when I added Baileys to it0
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She was always drunk, it got to be too much0
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I tried to get matching highlights and they turned out orange.0
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He puts milk in the bowl before the cereal.0
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He wore his sunglasses at night...and in the shower...and while washing dishes.0
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Expected me to do dishes in the buff0
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Expected me to actually do the dishes.0
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She didn't like my hat.0
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Pretended to be a Honky Tonk Man0
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Didn't like what 8 seconds actually meant. lol1
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He favors his hands! Hand model1
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Lovinastar wrote: »He favors his hands! Hand model
Couldn't handle my exotic career0 -
He was an exotic dancer0
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Tried convincing me that bringing the whole football team home is considered exotic too0
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Wouldn't let me participate in Contact Sports0
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she couldn't keep up0
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He was just so dolly0
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He wouldn't stop playing with Barbie dolls0
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She would never let me have my "Therapy" .. aka as playing with barbie dolls. Harsh right?0
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He insisted barbie join us for a threesome0
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She was into some weird stuff0
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Refused to let me see her feet or touch them. This would not do for me.0
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Once he discovered his foot fetish that was all he could talk about0
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OH GOD FEET YES
Sorry what were we talking about?!0 -
My eyes are up here Brad!0
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Can we just skip the foreplay here and lemme see some feets?!
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He only used me for my feet0
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Always played hard to get with her feet..0
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