We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Told 6 other women they were gorgeous ..

A_MariposaDream

He never dances with me on the beach!

dpwellman

Never runs with me on the beach

A_MariposaDream

He gets up to early for me to go run!

Dyl1789

SHE RUNS!!!!!!!

A_MariposaDream

Never let me get out of the house

Dyl1789

she didn't like the handcuffs I used

A_MariposaDream

He called it quits when I started signing

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A_MariposaDream

He didn't know I was doing it so the kids wouldn't know what was going on!

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A_MariposaDream

AhahhhHaah this is true

FITBIT35

Couldn't see eye to eye because we looked in oposit direction

A_MariposaDream

I wasn't liking him looking at other women

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A_MariposaDream

He was confused why I would spry perfume in the morning when he talked!

vegmebuff

He was a perfectionist...and wanted me to be perfect too...

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she was teaching the baby weird stuff

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A_MariposaDream

I just didn't want to know more

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had the nerve to ask if he could milk me!

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He would say this every time we had to pay the bills:

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I left him there after he slipped and fell

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Fathered 34 Children all born on the same week!

brittanica2491

I was tired of fighting off everyone that looked at her

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Couldn't compete with her friends in snapchat

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldn't take his Combover
oh.... and lets not forget all the rest of his bullshytte

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Couldn't compete with her friends in snapchat

Where do you find these awesome gifs? Hahaha


Because fabulous is just too hot to handle