We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong

When I said it was cheat day he took me literally. I meant eating food.. not the the neighbor!

THS2SHALLPASS

she accused me of eating the neighbor when it was the fitness instructor not the neighbor..

RunHardBeStrong

He had so many extracurricular activities, he couldn't keep their names straight!

THS2SHALLPASS

she was so worried about me getting names wrong she forgot my name!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always talking about how his Ex's ...Leaned to the right!

nrbutton

He was offended by the "motivational" messages I left on the fridge

FabulousFantasticFifty

He ate my favorite Pie!

THS2SHALLPASS

because I like pie too much... hey I really love pie!

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LVNF04

The duct tape broke. Lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a Guy duct taped to the radiator in his attic

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't approve of my Musical Talents

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ssslasher23

Claimed he was a doctor. Turned out to be an exotic dancer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always left the house with rolls of Dollar bills

THS2SHALLPASS

I have a vending machine addiction...

A_MariposaDream

He was to perfect

THS2SHALLPASS

she couldn't see my imperfections

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was cheating with me on his big Burly Boyfriend

THS2SHALLPASS

she was mad because I rather sleep with her boyfriend

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A_MariposaDream

Was mad I dance naked in front of the TV during he's favorite show!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't mind the Dancing, but did it have to be during The Walking Dead???!!!

ssslasher23

She was always hogging the remote!!

THS2SHALLPASS

I wasn't good enough for her

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ssslasher23

He sang. I'll never un-hear it. Over!

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ssslasher23

Thanks anyways for the implants

Caught him in a back alley looking disheveled with a wad of dollar bills in hand