We broke up because...
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I filled up NetFlix queue with discrete mathematical structures videos. I didn't know, Ok???0
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I scared him off when i told him we are perfect for each other0
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We were, but then we got separated by The Adjustment Bureau.0
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His wife didn't like me
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Her husband threatened me!0
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Because she didn't like bacon0
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I'm not a husband! Husbandman, I said.0
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Bc I prefer mashed potatoes instead of fries0
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Wanted the Crown Jewels as a wedding present0
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Live to far0
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She had to get up early1
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He enjoyed late night talks with a crazy gal!1
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Totally catfished me!0
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Had a harem already 0
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I went to sleep before he could say he wanted me!0
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Always going to bed0
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She made me dizzy0
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never had pants on LIKE EVER 0
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merrysailor88 wrote: »never had pants on LIKE EVER
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Gimsteinn1 wrote: »It just didn't workout I guess. He kept stealing my pole fitness shorts
Didn't like the idea of a pole duet recitle0 -
I was the wrong sex 0
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Kept spiking my Vodka with Tequila which made me think I was Superman and end up picking fights with tractor trailers--he's a health hazard!0
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A tractor trailer company sued me for damage done to their equipment by "superman" claiming I must have known he was mentally ill by the Cape he insisted on wearing1
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Every time she took me bungee jumping she attached the cord to my neck0
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He was still attached to his mom's apron strings0
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She lived with her mom and wanted me to move in0
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Everytime I tried to get her to meet my parents she would cancel0
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