We broke up because...
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Ate dry oatmeal in bed0
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Ewwwwwwww.
He was always ruining my appetite!!0 -
She was insatiable0
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She had more shoes0
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She snored, especially when I made love to her0
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He was like a drug!
And I didn't want to get addicted!0 -
And he wouldn't marry me! ;p0
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She wanted someone younger0
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She didn't like my songs0
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LOL
We Didnt
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She gets Twitterpated when strange men seranade her0
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He was still seeing his ex0
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She got confused about me exes0
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Yum Yum
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Didn't like yams!0
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Nobody wanted to see us together0
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He stayed in the dark0
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She Caught all the fish0
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He kept calling me Roo1
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He had cooties0
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He was inappropriate0
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Not inappropriate enough0
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