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He laughed his way out of everything!0
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She once tried to beat me with that Racquet0
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Jersey__87 wrote: »Watch out, I won't go easy just because you 50 yr older brah lmao
Age will only get you so far... experience will bring your comeuppins home to you Sport! LOL1 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She once tried to beat me with that Racquet
That wasn't a racquet! It was a lollipop!
Because she stretches the facts on everything!0 -
He was already married ..his wife wasn't willing to share0
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She wanted an open Marriage0
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Hahahaha!
He found out it was really to make them laugh!
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It was actually Tootsie roll0
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He was scared of me0
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And he found that to be a problem!
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Thought I was his father0
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Was always wearing a Darth Vader mask0
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she kept talking about some dudes mask0
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He was always passing gas! ;p0
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she was blaming me for her dogs stinky gas0
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Funny thing is that I don't have a dog
Because he he took him out to the boonies and lift him there!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Funny thing is that I don't have a dog
Because he he took him out to the boonies and lift him there!
should have got rid of his *kitten* before dumping me though!0 -
Had a dirty mouth!0
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I wasn't dirty enough0
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We never broke up..
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She's still tied to the bed0
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she wanted her and I to tie another woman to our bed0
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ran out of beer0
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Our hair clashed0
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He dyed his head to match my hair0
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