We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Caught snogging my ex

FabulousFantasticFifty

She still wanted her Ex

dpwellman

I guess being a stickler for the correct pronunciation and presentation of bruschetta got too embarrassing for some people.

bdgfn

He was so concerned about how to pronounce bruschetta he neglected the presentation

kq1981

He always wanted his bruschetta to look better than me

bdgfn

She wouldn't wear a bruschetta necklace

MzIrish

he wouldn't go hiking with me .. always wanted to sit around the house

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Gold Digger

MzIrish

was to slow for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept telling me to catch the short bus!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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A_MariposaDream

Because she need to go on her own and be amazing

FabulousFantasticFifty

^^ That's how she tried to get rid of me, but she was actually talking about herself

Taylor076097

Couldn't handle 50 shades..

subcounter

didn't like my pancakes. everyone loves my pancakes

Taylor076097

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didn't like my pancakes. everyone loves my pancakes

There wasnt any chocolate chips?

subcounter

she never looked at me

slimgirljo15

Never did ..he's down in the basement ..

A_MariposaDream

Because of time zone difference

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out that She's a Serial Kidnapper

lqqkingatu

She doesn't like raisins in her oatmeal cookies.

Dyl1789

wouldn't cook me oatmeal cookies!!!

Vikka_V

too long distance for him!

Dyl1789

She wouldn't share her hat

SojournerThirteen

Stole hats off people all the time and everywhere we went

Jersey__87

Dude older than grand dad

SojournerThirteen

Thinks geez too young for an a$$whoopin from an old man

Jersey__87

Watch out, I won't go easy just because you 50 yr older brah lmao

slimgirljo15

I caught him wrestling with an old dude
Sorry Bruce

Jersey__87

Lmao