We broke up because...
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He was too handsome!0
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Too old fashioned0
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She admitted she had more feelings for her 23 cats than for me.1
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CasandrasJourney wrote: »She admitted she had more feelings for her 23 cats than for me.
True story ^^^ lol1 -
I wasn't Mark Steyn0
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The zoo called me to pick her up every day because she kept sneaking into the kangaroo enclosure0
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She liked animals a little too much0
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Was jealous the animals had grown more fond of @nrbutton ...was putting a strain on our relationship0
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She was not only a jailbird but also a multiple personality who's personas sometimes scared the cr@p outta me!0
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She had an oriental rug fetish. I mean, in the bathroom? The dog house?0
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Didn't care for my fashion sense0
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Ate dry oatmeal in bed0
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Ewwwwwwww.
He was always ruining my appetite!!0 -
She was insatiable0
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She had more shoes0
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She snored, especially when I made love to her0
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He was like a drug!
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And he wouldn't marry me! ;p0
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She wanted someone younger0
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