We broke up because...
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He expected way too much0
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He was into men0
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He got offended when I set the timer during sexy time!
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He was nice...then nasty...then nice...then nasty omg!0
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She was found to be the source of various viral pandemics.1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He got offended when I set the timer during sexy time!
I time my sexy time so I can calculate calories burned.
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She was calorie obsessed0
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Multiple aliases ..I suspect she was a russian spy0
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She's the only one who wasn't a Russian spy0
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She's never let me touch her racquet0
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Drank my last beer1
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Kept complaining about my beer belly when I had his bun in the oven1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Kept complaining about my beer belly when I had his bun in the oven
OMG! Just peed myself laughing!! Hahah1 -
Kept running out of newspapers to put down.0
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I couldn't sleep with all that. . . racquet.2
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He was too handsome!0
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Too old fashioned0
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She admitted she had more feelings for her 23 cats than for me.1
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CasandrasJourney wrote: »She admitted she had more feelings for her 23 cats than for me.
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I wasn't Mark Steyn0
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The zoo called me to pick her up every day because she kept sneaking into the kangaroo enclosure0
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She liked animals a little too much0
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Was jealous the animals had grown more fond of @nrbutton ...was putting a strain on our relationship0
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She was not only a jailbird but also a multiple personality who's personas sometimes scared the cr@p outta me!0
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She had an oriental rug fetish. I mean, in the bathroom? The dog house?0
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Didn't care for my fashion sense0
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