We broke up because...
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He was always passing gas! ;p0
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she was blaming me for her dogs stinky gas0
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Funny thing is that I don't have a dog
Because he he took him out to the boonies and lift him there!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Funny thing is that I don't have a dog
Because he he took him out to the boonies and lift him there!
should have got rid of his *kitten* before dumping me though!0 -
Had a dirty mouth!0
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I wasn't dirty enough0
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We never broke up..1
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She's still tied to the bed0
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she wanted her and I to tie another woman to our bed0
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ran out of beer0
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Our hair clashed0
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He dyed his head to match my hair0
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wait...we're together?0
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She forgot we were dating1
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Spent more time at the beach than I did.....and I got jealous
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He demoted me to wife #160
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Wanted me to be her Sister Wife0
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Wanted her and her sister wife, but wouldn't allow it0
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He ended up moving to Utah0
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She kept throwing all my purple clothes away0
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