We broke up because...
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wait...we're together?0
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She forgot we were dating1
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Spent more time at the beach than I did.....and I got jealous
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He demoted me to wife #16
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Wanted me to be her Sister Wife0
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Wanted her and her sister wife, but wouldn't allow it0
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He ended up moving to Utah0
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She kept throwing all my purple clothes away0
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He came home with crabs and not the eating variety
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She was crabby0
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He wasn't adventurous enough0
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She was too mean0
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She caught me in her underwear0
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I also caught him in my wig lol0
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Her wig didn't suit me!0
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He wouldnt let me skin the alligator0
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If she can skin an alligator........ I'm scared she may get mad and what if she skinned me?
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She had weird Fetishes0
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In constant denial about her fetishes0
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He considered my wearing high heels a Fetish0
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Her fetish heels were 3 feet high!0
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He criticized me for trying to be taller0
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She was always falling off her heels onto my groin and telling me it was an "accident"0
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He was no longer of any use to me
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She threw me away like used $hitpaper 0
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He cursed too much0
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She did not like all the bubbles in my spa bath....can I help it if I fart too much?0
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Farts too much0
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Farts too little0
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