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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2017
    Has frilly pink knickers on the bottom when his pp was taken ..

    No judgement :p
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    are you not cool with me wearing frilly pink knickers? the world is against me...uurrrgh

    I heard that slimgirljo15 wears benwah balls to work...hahahaha
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    He asks to borrow them when she is done :o
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    wowza...I am scared to think of where they would go?

    Run hard is really into pokemon go...like super into it...like, has a tat of the ball kinda serious
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    Owns more than 30 cats
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    He knows cuz I caught him peeping in my bathroom window
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gang spit ping pong balls over 160 ft ..
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    runhard likes to show off as a voyuer through her bathroom window...i was framed
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    has never played ping pong before
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    Still doesn't explain the camera in your hand
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    30 cats would have me sneezing like crazy...but I did hear that MzIrish has a kitten tattoo that covers her entire back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears a merkin on his head instead of a toupeè
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    I dont know what a merkin is but it sounds exciting...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    werobins2 wrote: »
    I dont know what a merkin is but it sounds exciting...

    An artificial covering of hair for the pubic area ..

    Has crabs in his merkin :D
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    Co-wrote the Loverboy hit, “Everybody’s Merkin for the Weekend.”
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    Just for the record...I am merkin free...or was that the lie?

    Slim is addicted to nutrisweet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2017
    Dances in a burlesque show every saturday night ..his stage name is princess sparkle pants
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    She's his biggest tipper
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^second biggest tipper .. ;)
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    she does not know how to pub crawl.. :D
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ^^second biggest tipper .. ;)

  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    has a fetish for sparkly pants and braided merkins
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is dancing for Irish and I next Saturday night ..

    Show us your merkin bayyybeee :p
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    the ladies love my merkin...good thing because I am a shaver...hahaha

    I did hear that Slim, MZ Irish, and Runhard are into lapdances
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    Lap dances.. where is the lie ?? :D
    werobins2 wrote: »
    the ladies love my merkin...good thing because I am a shaver...hahaha

    I did hear that Slim, MZ Irish, and Runhard are into lapdances

    He is a fluffer :D
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    fluffer...wow...low blow...hahaha
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2017
    MzIrish wrote: »
    Lap dances.. where is the lie ?? :D
    werobins2 wrote: »
    the ladies love my merkin...good thing because I am a shaver...hahaha

    I did hear that Slim, MZ Irish, and Runhard are into lapdances

    He is a fluffer :D

    Bahahaha ..instructed him on the best fluffing technique :D
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    yes it is a low blow .. :D
    werobins2 wrote: »
    fluffer...wow...low blow...hahaha

  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
    I would make a better fluffee instead of the fluffer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is coming over to tuck me in ;)

    Night all..bedtime for me..thats not a lie lol
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    Night girl !!
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Is coming over to tuck me in ;)

    Night all..bedtime for me..thats not a lie lol

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