We broke up because...
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Because he was the Best Man but he bailed out at the last minute so @slimgirljo15 chose another best man0
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Because I can't choose between cake or the hinny. What to do what to do?0
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He wanted cake and to eat it too!
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She's a better dresser than I am0
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I caught him smiling and flirting with the neighbour...the neighbours wife wasn't happy either
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Our chemical imbalances could not sustain a healthy relationship. And she cheated on me with my dad, there was that too...0
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He left me for 6 months0
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Our chemical imbalances could not sustain a healthy relationship. And she cheated on me with my dad, there was that too...
Sorry..your dad was a better lay
Breezy whyd you leave me
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Although I was the hop to her hip and the roll to her rock, it turns out I was also the punk to her rock...0
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Although I was the hop to her hip and the roll to her rock, it turns out I was also the punk to her rock...
We didn't. .he is the Clyde to my Bonnie, the Pb to my J, the sauce to my pie ..
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My instructions were "I'll be the distraction, you fly the helicopter."
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He poured ice water on me in my sleep lol0
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Has an ice water fetish0
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Was cold as ice and willing to sacrifice our love!1
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We hit an iceberg.0
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She was pole-dancing on an icicle and got... stuck. Swore like a sailor, totally unladylike.1
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She wouldn't move to Australia 0
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She wouldn't move to Germany. 0
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Kept hiding my coffee... Can't function without my coffee0
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I beat her in a leg wrestling match0
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I beat him often .. ... 0
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and I enjoyed it regularly...but those other weird requests started wearing on my feelings0
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on slimgirljo15...you got me pegged...hahaha1
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