We broke up because...
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Wouldn't lay on the kitchen table.0
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Wouldn't get OFF the Kitchen Table0
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Wouldn't buy us a decent bed to sleep on!0
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She didn't like my camping gear0
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Wouldn't help pitch my tent.0
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His tent as never pitched on our land0
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Was never satisfied with the lay of the land0
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That ^^^ 'bout sums it up!0
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Never liked being on her back0
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Wanted me barefoot & pregnant! Told me that I wasn't attractive when I wasn't carrying a bun in the oven!0
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lol ^. Got a black eye for not listening then got a matching one for not having dinner done on time.0
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That's what he got for giving me lip.0
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She was giving "Lip Service" to everyone in the Tri State area0
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She flashed her legs one too many times and literately stopped traffic!0
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He was still thinking about old flames and ignoring my friends0
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My friends were her old flames.0
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she thought I cared for old flames but all I wanted was her!
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All he wanted was her and not me0
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She howled at the moon every night.0
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