We broke up because...
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            She was overwhelmed with my obsessive addiction of binge-watching old episodes of Late Night With David Letterman on YouTube...0
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            she's like, too particular, like.0
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            She didn't like me anymore0
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            her red-headed temper was too much for me0
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            She wanted me to believe everything she learned on the www (World-Wide Web)0
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            because he thought the www in my name was for world wide web.0
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            She was always living like we were in the Wild Wild West0
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            Isn't it obvious, I'm superficial and vain and she only has one eye0
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            he didn't like to ride...0
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            She wore me out riding0
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            I didn't want to hurt him0
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            Go ahead Hurt me 0 0
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            glutton for punishment?0
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            Take him to the red room0
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            She was fixated on red0
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            because although he looked nice in purple, he never changed his shirt.0
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            Couldn't convince her to run naked with me0
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            he wanted me to run naked down main street!0
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            She wouldn't even do it at night!0
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            lol!! he wouldn't take me cruisin on main street at night to watch the crazies who ran around naked0
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            Where do u guys lives naked ppl running down main street?0
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            Liked watching my friends run naked but she wouldn't join us0
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            He was friends with a bunch of Freaks1
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            Wasn't willing to convert to Nudism0
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            I would always speak using run-on sentences...0
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            We didn't. .he's tied up in the basement..he's mine..mine I tell you bwahahahaha 0 0
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            Put the f----omg lotion in the basket!!!!2
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            Her laugh was frightening!0
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            Her OCD and my ADHD had irreconcilable differences...1
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