We broke up because...
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Never changed his blue shirt0
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She never responded to my mating calls...0
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He was sending mating calls to other Women!0
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She chirped at me like a bird ..annoying0
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She referred to a bird's beak as a pecker (I mean, I think she was talking about birds).1
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She couldn't cope with my popularity.0 -
He only wanted me for my girlfriends0
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She didn't like to share.0
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He wouldn't share with me0
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He shared too much0
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Always wanted to be on top
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Was only 13...
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He came home with crabs..not the eating kind 0
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She didn't like my hair...especially that between my toes0
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I never made curfew...0
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Because of his blue shirt0
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She never cut the crusts from the bread when making sandwiches...0
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he can't make his own damn sandwich0
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Never would let me do anything alone0
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She massaged me in circular clockwise motions when I'm a counter-clockwise guy..0
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He is as always Azzbackwards!0
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She was always puckering!!0
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She always claimed identity theft whenever I caught her having an affair...0
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He disappeared ...no officer I haven't seen him in days..what?? No.. thats not screams coming from the basement..its the tv
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I found Men tied up in her basement0
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Time management issues - she managed to cheat on me too many times...0
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He thought -0- was more than too many0
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She was unimpressed with my ability to put my pants on 2 legs at a time...
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He was under the impression that he wore the pants in the family! ;p0
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