Do you respect hyenas?
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ClubSilencio
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Why do hyenas get such a bad rap?
Is it because they eat their prey starting at the butt? You do what you gotta do to survive in the wild.
I've never seen so much disdain for an animal.
Why are there no sports teams named after hyenas? There are snakes, birds, cats, but never the hyena. Bulldogs? Dude, a bulldog is the equivalent of your tubby uncle in a post-buffet coma. That's not the spirit you wanna channel on the field, in my opinion.
Now, a hyena... A HYENA will wreck your *kitten*. BADLY. Lol.
And such cuties to boot!
Is it because they eat their prey starting at the butt? You do what you gotta do to survive in the wild.
I've never seen so much disdain for an animal.
Why are there no sports teams named after hyenas? There are snakes, birds, cats, but never the hyena. Bulldogs? Dude, a bulldog is the equivalent of your tubby uncle in a post-buffet coma. That's not the spirit you wanna channel on the field, in my opinion.
Now, a hyena... A HYENA will wreck your *kitten*. BADLY. Lol.
And such cuties to boot!
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Yes. But I always root for the lion to escape.
What about baboons? They have funny looking a$$es. But they probably think my @$$ looks funny too.0 -
I like pushing grandpas lawn mowing machine so his hyena don't get disturbed.
https://youtu.be/JyJBz7Z2EWE1 -
Omigosh, you'd be my daughter's best friend.
She's obsessed with them.
I posted part of a story she wrote about them on my blog here once.0 -
Only if hyenas are polite and responsible, show up on time, don't take my snacks withour asking2
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Hyenas are matriarchal, so there's that
How Nagovisitic.0 -
I do respect hyenas. Have you seen their teeth?
I can't tell or they look more like a dog or a cat.
I find them cute and creepy2 -
I like 'em.0
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They giggle too much.1
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Dingos are better.
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@MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dingos are better.
Even when they eat your babies?
More concerned about my fiancé. Have you seen my fiancé?1 -
I did a report on them in 4th grade. I was so damn proud of that report. Hyenas are the true badasses of the savannah.2
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I *kitten* love hyenas, their like giant vicious dogs. But low key intelligent AF and cute lil cuddle bugs.0
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