When calories don't count . . .

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  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
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    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
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    when the chips in the bag are folded over... they have NO calories
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
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    When you're eating Pancakes slathered in butter and floating in syrup while walking on the Gazelle machine. (True story there folks! Courtesy of my father.)

    Ugh! I think I would get sick if I tried that.

    It made me sick to read. I can't douse my pancakes in syrup or butter. I just use like a tablespoon of syrup per like 2 pancakes!
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
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    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol
  • triciaw1975
    triciaw1975 Posts: 49
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    When you've already completed your diary for the day but go back and snack on something before bed.

    Yep! Done this one! :happy:
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
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    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol

    LOL, no the food is great. Maybe I just get extra exercise calories for the work I put in dealing with her! Just kidding, love my mom!
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
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    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol

    LOL, no the food is great. Maybe I just get extra exercise calories for the work I put in dealing with her! Just kidding, love my mom!

    There ya go.
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
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    When you're "just tasting" to see if it's done.

    LMAO! I've done this.:blushing:
  • KeriA
    KeriA Posts: 3,275 Member
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    When you realized you forgot to add them the day before.

    When you take a sip from you husbands ale.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    When you're too drunk to remember.
  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
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    When your serving size is smaller than someone who is skinnier than you.
    When your boss is buying.
  • asunshinec
    asunshinec Posts: 74
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    When you're at a theme park... Disney World, Sea World =)
  • TDBrims
    TDBrims Posts: 138
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    When you're only eating it because it goes out of date that day and throwing it away is bad for the environment :)
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
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    When you're too drunk to remember.

    This was me on Friday :) Alcohol lowers my eating inabhitions.
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
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    Lots of replies but I don't think I saw this one: When you deserve it because you've had a tough day, week, whatever!
  • cherrycake26
    cherrycake26 Posts: 51
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    When your grandchildren shove jelly teddies in your mouth....Its so good they have learned to share.
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    Leap Year...
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 652 Member
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    broken crisps and biscuits etc cos the cals have fallen out
  • ClaireB1980
    ClaireB1980 Posts: 2
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    When the food is so amazing you feel totally justified in saying, 'Well, it would be rude not to, wouldn't it?' :tongue:

    I also love the phrase, 'It's not cake, it's fruit!'
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    Bachelorette Party calories don't count. What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party, including the calories.

    Although sometimes the photos end up on Facebook.... :blushing:

    If you put stag pictures up on Facebook your friends can legally kill and eat you. For good measure those calories won't count.

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