We broke up because...
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This was the friend he would always "Jokingly" call my "Breast Friend"0
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She would not budge....she wanted to be THelma in our Thelma and Louise remake and that just wasnt fair0
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She was as small as Tattoo on Fantasy Island0
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Then she tried to drive us off a cliff!
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She wouldn't be Thelma to my Louise!0
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She wouldn't share her strawberries0
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Tempted by the fruit of another1
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Tempted but the truth is discovered0
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I discovered that he spent all our money on some Vintage Golf Cubs0
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I couldn't get my ball in the hole0
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He only had one!0
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She pined for her ex ..0
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She had two, but didn't know what to do with them!!1
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She always wins when playing mini golf together
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We didn't. .it was a rumour spread by our enemies
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Wouldn't make room for my shoes in her closet0
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He threw out my leather shoes0
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I was fed up of collecting her at the old folks home
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I yelled at his friends for dressing my cat up as a fish.....0
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she got mad at me for putting her cat fish in the tube with her
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He won't tell me
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She wouldn't let me eat carbs0
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He was always running 'round town with no clothes and getting arrested!0
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She embarrassed easily0
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She went bat crazy one day!
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Always trying to out dress me0
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She'd never undress!0
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