Guy Meetings

Just_Mel_
Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
It has come to my attention that there are guy meetings. A time and place to discuss general dude-ness, and engage in bro type activities. I'm super curious about these meetings. What are the rules? What kinds of guys are allowed? What is discussed? Are there snacks?
Someone give me details please.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What? Who told you this!
  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
    Haha. Nice. I must not be "bro" enough to be invited to these meetings. I imagine they conduct similar business as the gal meetings, but without the pillow fights and tickle wars.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    Where's my invite?
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    They probably compete to see who can burp the alphabet or pass gas the loudest then laugh about it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    captbklee wrote: »
    Haha. Nice. I must not be "bro" enough to be invited to these meetings. I imagine they conduct similar business as the gal meetings, but without the pillow fights and tickle wars.

    The cats out of the bag, you might as well tell her.

    We talk about tools and sports. We also try to figure out the best pairings of alcohol and meats. Usually these meetings are during "Happy Hour" when we say we are at the bar drinking. We also try to figure out complex physic problems like if we can jump from Ted's roof into his pool or if we get a lawn mower blade spinning fast enough, will it fly.

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  • Timbur_Wolf
    Timbur_Wolf Posts: 116 Member
    What the hell...how come I wasn't invited?!
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Are these MFP Guy Meetings? I hope healthy diet and exercise is discussed.

    That means they would have to be censored too. What fun is that?
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    prob just talk about the girls on here and what type of tattoos they have.

    *HINT HINT*

    I don't have tattoos! Who else are you talking to?!?!
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    RegaliTea_69 wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    prob just talk about the girls on here and what type of tattoos they have.
    *HINT HINT*
    I don't have tattoos! Who else are you talking to?!?!
    Are you sure you don't have a dolphin on your *kitten*?

    We don't talk about what goes on in the danger zone.
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    You think we're going to tell you?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I wouldn't be surprised if there was a *kitten* measuring contest in these "guy meetings."
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I wouldn't be surprised if there was a *kitten* measuring contest in these "guy meetings."

    I bet there's a communal ruler that's used. Those needing a yard stick aren't allowed. They make the others look bad.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    How does a kitten get measured?
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    Dazzler21 wrote: »
    How does a kitten get measured?

    coke cans. you measure by coke cans. its in the handbook.

    I thought it would be beer cans.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Weird. I read this as "Gay Meetings" and started reading. I then realized it said "guy meetings", but I still think this reads much better if you insert gay for guy in all instances so far.

    You're welcome.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I wouldn't be surprised if there was a *kitten* measuring contest in these "guy meetings."

    I bet there's a communal ruler that's used. Those needing a yard stick aren't allowed. They make the others look bad.

    The smaller guys measure from their *kitten* forward.
    This is where internet inches come from.
  • plaidshirtgirl
    plaidshirtgirl Posts: 58 Member
    My ex used to invite his friends to the condo when I was away on business trips. We lived in a coop and it caused a lot of problems with the neighbors. I am told they discuss things as weird as bowel movements. Sigh.
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    plaidshirtgirl wrote: »
    My ex used to invite his friends to the condo when I was away on business trips. We lived in a coop and it caused a lot of problems with the neighbors. I am told they discuss things as weird as bowel movements. Sigh.

    You don't need a meeting for bowel movement talk. Half the time that is discussed between stalls as it happens
  • maxhan231
    maxhan231 Posts: 59 Member
    Shhh The first rule of the guy meetings is that you don't talk about the guy meetings
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    maxhan231 wrote: »
    Shhh The first rule of the guy meetings is that you don't talk about the guy meetings

    Actually that's the 2nd rule. The first is B.Y.O.B.
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