Guy Meetings

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    maxhan231 wrote: »
    Shhh The first rule of the guy meetings is that you don't talk about the guy meetings

    Actually that's the 2nd rule. The first is B.Y.O.B.

    HA! My man!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    _Phill727 wrote: »
    okay, fine.. the guy meetings are for us to discuss how we can be more encouraging and supportive to all you amazing women.. Topics include but not limited to: "being more of a gentlemen", "ways to listen intently", and "how to enjoy shopping"

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    Um, I call *kitten*? LOL
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    _Phill727 wrote: »
    okay, fine.. the guy meetings are for us to discuss how we can be more encouraging and supportive to all you amazing women.. Topics include but not limited to: "being more of a gentlemen", "ways to listen intently", and "how to enjoy shopping"

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    And how to send the best unsolicited D pics.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    And how to send the best unsolicited D pics.

    Lay back with no identifiable objects in the back ground if small, and, as mentioned...coke cans or such if large enough.

  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I have Cigar night the first Thursday of every month. Motorcycles line the curb in front of my house. Cigars burning. Whisky is consumed. BBQ is going. We sit around a fire pit and discuss things that are important to us. Cigars. Motorcycles, Rides. Women. Whatever is current in the news. When my wife gets home, sometimes she joins us, sometimes she doesn't. More often than not, she doesn't.

    If your ever in the PNW on the first Thursday of the month and you like cigars, whisky, motorcycles and debauchery contact me and I'll give you directions.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    And how to send the best unsolicited D pics.

    Lay back with no identifiable objects in the back ground if small, and, as mentioned...coke cans or such if large enough.

    also- flopped across the wrist on the bathroom counter. so they know what time it is.
    Can confirm.

    Is it hammer time?
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  • kevinf2380
    kevinf2380 Posts: 256 Member
    These meetings usually involve darts and beer. Many topics are discussed. Depending on how much alcohol is consumed strange schemes are created varying in legality.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited April 2017
    also- flopped across the wrist on the bathroom counter. so they know what time it is.

    Deserves a 2fer response.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    Yes no
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    Yes no

    pleeeeeeease? I'll give you a couple extra inches when I make the spreadsheet

    I like you.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    6 is the new 10. and 4 is the new 6.

    its 2017.

    So in 2018 should I expect 5 to be the new 10 and 3 to be the new 6?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    Average in real life or on MFP? On MFP they all claim 9.

    Well on MFP they also all claim they have never met anyone else like me. Like at all, ever!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Average in real life or on MFP? On MFP they all claim 9.

    They say the camera adds two inches.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    6 is the new 10. and 4 is the new 6.

    its 2017.

    So in 2018 should I expect 5 to be the new 10 and 3 to be the new 6?

    I got 10.5 then. I like this math.

    I've also had just 3 Budlights in dog beers.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    Average in real life or on MFP? On MFP they all claim 9.

    Well on MFP they also all claim they have never met anyone else like me. Like at all, ever!

    Bahahaha!!!!
    Wait....
    You mean ME, right? They have never met anyone like ME!!!

    Yes babe, I meant you!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    6 is the new 10. and 4 is the new 6.

    its 2017.

    So in 2018 should I expect 5 to be the new 10 and 3 to be the new 6?

    I got 10.5 then. I like this math.

    I've also had just 3 Budlights in dog beers.

    Give me 5 coors lights in dog beers and I will tell you that you have 15!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Give me 5 coors lights in dog beers and I will tell you that you have 15!

    Sold.

  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
    It's hard difficult to measure up to the greats, though. . .

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I am confused by this. Are these official meetings? Or just guys hanging out? Guys get together and do stuff sometimes. They play basketball or video games or drink beer and watch sports. Is that considered a guy meeting?

    Yes no

    Will you just let me know the time and place for the *kitten* measuring?

    How long is the average *kitten*? Asking for a friend...

    Average in real life or on MFP? On MFP they all claim 9.

    Well on MFP they also all claim they have never met anyone else like me. Like at all, ever!


    I especially like when they jump to that before even knowing me at all :lol:

    Bwahaha! Right? In the second message. Then do you know what the third message brings?
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