don't dead open inside

I'm safe. I don't kill bugs in my home. I always relocate them outside. Even wasps and spiders.

ClubSilencio wrote: »

Are the helper insects hot?

Depends on your perspective. If you're a female praying mantis,for example, then yes. A male one? Not so much. Subject to preference, I'm guessing.

EDT: No judgement...

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

Do lizards I've saved from my cat count?

nope. in fact- the fact that you've saved lizards before, means you've probably condemned more insects to death along the way via butterfly effect.

Damn.

_notorious_ wrote: »

I make my kids or someone else kill bugs/spiders/my enemies for me.

So long as I kick the kids out to the curb- I'm good.

I read this three times trying to make sense of what "lick the kids" was code for....
Old lady eyes....time for glasses!

cee134 wrote: »

Let's face it people. If bugs where the size of micro buses then they're exoskeleton would be as hard as steal. Not to mention how fast they would be and strong.

Ain't nobody coming out alive.

I didn't think about this. Excellent point.

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

ClubSilencio wrote: »

Are the helper insects hot?

because i was hoping you'd ask- the helper insects with the human bodies, but insect heads, now have the body of anybody you choose to help in the pending battle.

so if you've spared a lot of insects, you could theoretically have an army of insect helpers with the body of young Arnold Schwarzenegger at your disposal. or they could all have the body of *insert your favorite supermodel here*. they will die for you either way because they loyal. they smart.

I stick to my initial plan, except I would direct a large number of my army to lead the mostly mosquito horde (in my case) away. Because they are mostly mosquitoes I would request the the diversion part of my army cut themselves and let their blood flow as a distraction and attempt to lead the horde away from my home.

With this scenario I am assuming that a zombie horde still has a desire to feed.

Their bodies would just be big, with a large blood volume.

Question... If it is a zombie horde, what is their weakness what do they eat and are they killable?

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

Vikka_V wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Let's face it people. If bugs where the size of micro buses then they're exoskeleton would be as hard as steal. Not to mention how fast they would be and strong.

Ain't nobody coming out alive.

I didn't think about this. Excellent point.

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

ClubSilencio wrote: »

Are the helper insects hot?

because i was hoping you'd ask- the helper insects with the human bodies, but insect heads, now have the body of anybody you choose to help in the pending battle.

so if you've spared a lot of insects, you could theoretically have an army of insect helpers with the body of young Arnold Schwarzenegger at your disposal. or they could all have the body of *insert your favorite supermodel here*. they will die for you either way because they loyal. they smart.

I stick to my initial plan, except I would direct a large number of my army to lead the mostly mosquito horde (in my case) away. Because they are mostly mosquitoes I would request the the diversion part of my army cut themselves and let their blood flow as a distraction and attempt to lead the horde away from my home.

With this scenario I am assuming that a zombie horde still has a desire to feed.

Their bodies would just be big, with a large blood volume.

Question... If it is a zombie horde, what is their weakness what do they eat and are they killable?

that's part of the challenge. despite what *may* kill a giant zombie insect, you only have bludgeoning melee weapons and semi-automatic rifles. if you don't know how to fire the rifle, then you'll have to improvise. could you even hold out long enough to figure out the most efficient method of killing a single giant zombie insect?

they're not particularly hungry- the only thing they remember from their life is that you're the one who killed them, and they want to make you pay. safe to say you could possibly distract them, but it won't be for long.

So, being that the zombie horde are as large and well armored as they are the only thing I can come up with to defeat them is fire.

My first thought was to use the ammo and rifles to build fires surrounding my home and I'd let my army keep the fires in check while I stayed in my secure position. The flaw with this is that there are many mosquitoes in the horde out to get me and obviously they can fly over the fires. I would still use this idea, but also need to come up with a solution for the flying part of the horde.

For the flying insects we would use the ammo to set fire to objects found in my home and throw the flaming objects at the zombie horde. The members of my army would be a range of people from tall to short to have a wide range of area being observed for enemy infiltration. They would be great at throwing things. Another physical characteristic of my army would be that they all have really long hair, so we can cut it off to help use as fire starter.

if this is unsuccessful I do have 2 more options...but I really didn't want to go there...

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Oh *kitten* what about all the fireflies I trapped in a jar and suffocated to death as a kid...those mother *kitten* would be scary

I think all the flying insects would be the scariest, especially the ones who fly erratically like dragonflies and butterflies. Maybe the jumping insects too.

Oh crap, I just thought of spiders as big as a SUV shooting webs and spitting venom at me!