We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            He had a problem with public groping0
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            She pretended to be blind as an excuse to grope strangers and llamas in public.0
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            What was his excuse???
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            Always with the angry face ^^0
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            Nope it wasn't a box, He always had his head in his %#(&!0
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            She said my legs would never look as good as hers and left0
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            She still slept with her teddy bear.
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            He stole my credit cards, my car and my dignity when he ran off with the Hooters waitress0
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            She was bitter about hooters0
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            She was destitute and only wanted a bed to sleep in!0
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            She took in too many strays - dogs, cats, people...0
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            I don't like little dogs0
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            ...they don't like dogs0
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            She sees people who aren't there!0
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            she kept stealing my handcuffs and hiding them0
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            Sucked at strip teases0
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            happimess1 wrote: »She gave me anaesthesia before giving me a lapdance...some gf she was
Kept passing out when i wanted to try something new
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            happimess1 wrote: »told her friends she was dating me bcuz she wasn't into looks, money or intelligence

Apparently I'm not0 - 
            She's kinda Mean!0
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            She always looked shocked0
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            She never could have a regular day!0
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            Always liked routine0
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            No wonder. I hate routine.0
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            She was a dog

Don't you dare change your profile picture after this!
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            WOOF0
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            Always barking orders and dogging me!0
 
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