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  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Said he would spot me and then walked away
  • Rob_in_MI
    Rob_in_MI Posts: 393 Member
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    Because she's trying to throw out all of my beloved cargo shorts
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    Because he wanted me to go to the military.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Was always self conscious about his chest
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Always told me his chest was better than mine
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Always told me his chest was better than mine

    Would never prove it through pics when I tried to go 1v1 on a chest battle.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    You should see all the pics in his phone, it was downright scary. And I am not talking about the girls.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He asked me for shirtless pics of my friends, just the guys though. I was so confused, apparently so was he.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    we're related.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she put peanut butter on everything...and when you have a dog...that's not funny.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2017
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    He had no sense of humor
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't wear the leather outfit I bought her!
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    he's a man. it took me a while to notice
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He never payed attention
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she found the 4th level of basement.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was one of those radical Doomsday Preppers
    Which was great except for the collection of female he was storing in his Bunker! :fearful:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    her idea of dinner was roadkill. it still had shoes on.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was always Stalking me ;p

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