We broke up because...
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Her only sports were curling and bowling0
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Laughed at curling be a true sport ... smh0
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I played too many TLC songs for her..0
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She was always yelling at me!1
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Thinks I'm always yelling ... I just speak loud0
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Didn't come to the Dark Side for my cookies0
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Never invited me to the dark side1
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Was missing her torso and upper body.0
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She came in like a wrecking ball....0
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Took the Lord's name in vain0
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Okay so she didn't like my Miley Cyrus attempt0
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not enough beer.0
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You didn't specify or say what you liked.
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She was always trying to entice the Men!0
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I gotcha!! I'm all over when it comes to music and yes it's all in the mood.
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She's always Spanking random Men!0
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He was jealous of my many good talents0
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We could never find each other at the beach because we blended in with the white sand!0
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She kept stealing my shoes0
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Only after she stole my shoes and put them in her closet!!!0
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She had a closet toe sucking fetish
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Hated my red toe polish0
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He never trimmed his talons0
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She never cooked dinner0
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He never liked what I'd cook!0
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He'd never take me out for Sushi0
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Always tried to get me to eat raw chicken
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