We broke up because...
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She reminded me of trail mix and regret.0
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She became the lameasssnackqueen over time. I got tired of hearing how Little Debbie was better to her than me.0
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She as trying to bring me over to the Dark side0
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I did bring her over to the dark side and she took my COOKIES!!0
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I didn't really like Cookies more of a Polska Kielbasa type!
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Her cookies are loaded with X-lax0
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He tried to feed me her loaded cookies0
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She never left the bathroom0
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She always showed her legs off to the wrong ppl0
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I never understood who the right people were!0
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She ran out of color0
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Poor high five skills.
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Would never let me caress his Baby face!
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Never let borrow her sunglasses0
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Thief she was!!!0
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You left the toilet seat down0
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When he took my knickers and drew smiley faces in permanent marker0
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After he left the toilet seat up the last time, I made sure to put some special glue on the seat just for him when he sat down0
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It bothered her that I would always use the same dental floss she used right after she used it...0
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It was how he used the floss ...0
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She pees standing up.0
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Our interpretation of the word experimenting differed...0
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He doesn't. He was more of a girl than I. I couldn't do one more month of "pms" with him.0
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Wasn't her it was me0
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It was the smell...
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He wouldn't be friends with me0
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I'm angry. Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you. Get back here.
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