We broke up because...

iTim__

She reminded me of trail mix and regret.

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RunHardBeStrong

She became the lameasssnackqueen over time. I got tired of hearing how Little Debbie was better to her than me.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She as trying to bring me over to the Dark side

littlewolf3785

I did bring her over to the dark side and she took my COOKIES!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't really like Cookies more of a Polska Kielbasa type!

SojournerThirteen

Her cookies are loaded with X-lax

littlewolf3785

He tried to feed me her loaded cookies

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never left the bathroom

littlewolf3785

She always showed her legs off to the wrong ppl

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never understood who the right people were!

BreezyPeezy5

She ran out of color

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iTim__

Poor high five skills.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never let me caress his Baby face!

Linlou125

Never let borrow her sunglasses

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thief she was!!!

neilhoopy

You left the toilet seat down

mrwineismybf

When he took my knickers and drew smiley faces in permanent marker

littlewolf3785

After he left the toilet seat up the last time, I made sure to put some special glue on the seat just for him when he sat down

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

It bothered her that I would always use the same dental floss she used right after she used it...

mrwineismybf

It was how he used the floss ...

iTim__

She pees standing up.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Our interpretation of the word experimenting differed...

RunHardBeStrong

He doesn't. He was more of a girl than I. I couldn't do one more month of "pms" with him.

neilhoopy

Wasn't her it was me

iTim__

It was the smell...

Linlou125

He wouldn't be friends with me

iTim__

I'm angry. Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you. Get back here.