We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Was a druggie0
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She didn't like it when me and my buddy would cruise and listen to top 40 hits.
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He kept stealing my (Batman) cars and trashing them0
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He fell for someone else
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She was suspected of pushing her ex off a cliff causing him to fall to his death
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She tried to murder me with a candlestick in the library0
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I don't know. I didn't have a clue.0
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He was always trying to clue me in. Never a direct request0
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Could never take my clues as hints!1
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She never gave a reason..just disappeared0
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She tried to have me disappeared, but I'm still breathing so the jokes on her!0
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Always looked like half of her disappeared....0
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Lied about age. Still had puppy breath.0
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Kept putting his feet on me, ummmm I hate feet!0
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She chose to be unhappy whenever she was around me!
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I was jealous because she had better legs than me1
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I woke up one day with her standing over me with a hacksaw! 0
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I traded her in for a younger model1
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He wouldnt shave for me0
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She had hearts hearts hearts everywhere!!!
Drove me nuts!0 -
finny11122 wrote: »I traded her in for a younger model
He was intimated by my wisdom and experience!
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Never ever
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Im still in your basement Jo!!!1
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I love it too!
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Sucked at oral0
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She practiced on the neighbors all the time!
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her massive lipstick collection took up all the space in the house lol0
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