Tell me your favorite joke. We all need a good laugh.. Good
Mdbondurant
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Why do midgets laugh when they run??
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Because the grass tickles there nards....
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Because the grass tickles there nards....
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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick!
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot!
Those are really the only two jokes I know! :laugh:0 -
An apple and a banana walk into a bar.
The bartenders says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."0 -
two dogs are walking down the street and they see parking meters and one says to the other, look pay toilets.0
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Q- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??
A- Because it was dead.0 -
This is one of my favorites...
A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a rum.................and coke". The bartender says, "Why the huge pause"? The Polar Bear looks at his "Paws" and says "I don't know I was born with them"! LMAO, it makes me smile every time, too cute!:bigsmile:0 -
Love This One!!!0
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A woman tells her husband she is thinking of getting a boob job because she wants bigger boobs, he says well I know how you can do that without surgery. She said really how? He said just take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts , a couple times a day for a year or two. She says now how is that supposed to work? He says I don't know but it worked for your *kitten*.0
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Two Peanuts walk into a bar...
on was A Salted0 -
WARNING: THESE ARE GROSS!!! (I teach 7th grade, the kids love 'em.)
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: Salad shooter!!
~Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
~He worked it out with a pencil.0 -
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7
A. Because 7 8(ate) 9! :laugh:0 -
Q: What's between sex and fear?
A: Fünf!
You only understand it if you know the numbers in German.0 -
A man comes home and shouts, "Honey pack your bags, I hit the lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything get the hell out biotch!!"
Something about this isn't quite right:
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A woman comes home and shouts, "Honey pack your bags, I hit the lottery!!" He says "OMG what should I pack?" She says "Everything get the hell out biotch!!"
much better.0 -
Two men run into a bar. You would think the second one would have seen it.0
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This is totally lame, but it makes me laugh...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!0 -
This is totally lame, but it makes me laugh...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
that one made me Laugh Out Loud! :laugh:0 -
Three men break into a cheese shop to get their fix. As soon as they get in the store owner catches them. In a panic they each grab some cheese, stuff it into a napsack and run away. After running for a while they finally lose the store owner. The first man pulls out his cheese and find chedder. The second man pulls out his cheese and finds swiss. Now the third man doesn't reach for his cheese but instead says, "I already know what kind it is. The shop owner kept yelling it at me: 'Nacho cheese, nacho cheese!'
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Where does the scientologist keep his coffee cup?
In his L. Ron Cupboard0 -
A man comes home and shouts, "Honey pack your bags, I hit the lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything get the hell out biotch!!"
Something about this isn't quite right:
new version
A woman comes home and shouts, "Honey pack your bags, I hit the lottery!!" He says "OMG what should I pack?" She says "Everything get the hell out biotch!!"
much better.
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This is so lame but it makes me laugh!
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In waterbeds!0 -
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman
rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to
the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just
as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy
slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair.
Placing his hand on the man's, he said, 'I know how you feel.. My
mom makes me ride in the stroller too.'.*0
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