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Useless Fact of the Day

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  • TJnTexas
    TJnTexas Posts: 44 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Everyone that reads this will read it in a different voice.

    Unless of course you say "Morgan Freeman" first. Then everyone will ready like they were a character in Shawshank Redemption.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I had chocolate...twice today already
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    TJnTexas wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Everyone that reads this will read it in a different voice.

    Unless of course you say "Morgan Freeman" first. Then everyone will ready like they were a character in Shawshank Redemption.

    Unless of course your avatar is a picture of John Wayne, in which case we will read it in HIS voice, and append "pilgrim!" at the end.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In about 6 months there will be no underage 90's kids.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am wearing shorts
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    Sometimes coffee doesn't work
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Fact-Ryan is hot ^
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I am wearing shorts

    Still wearing the same shorts? It's time to do your laundry
  • aerochic42
    aerochic42 Posts: 843 Member
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    True. I did the yogurt with a fork yesterday. Luckily it was Greek yogurt so thicker. Was doable until the bottom. Then the finger came out to finish.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member

    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...

    True, true
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...

    True, true

    Could be I am just lousy at forking, soooo...
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...

    True, true

    Could be I am just lousy at forking, soooo...

    Practice makes perfect
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...

    True, true

    Could be I am just lousy at forking, soooo...

    Practice makes perfect

    At 48 I think I missed something then.
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
    There is a bacteria in snot that is better able to protect your teeth from cavities than fluoride. No thanks, I'll brush and floss instead.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    aerochic42 wrote: »
    It's easier to eat salad with a spoon, than yogurt with a fork.

    Also, I like walnuts in my salad as a replacement for croutons.

    Then the finger came out to finish.

    That's what she said.

    If the forking doesn't work, of course...

    True, true

    Could be I am just lousy at forking, soooo...

    Practice makes perfect

    At 48 I think I missed something then.

    Are you pulling the "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying? Although you're not old. (yeah, I back peddled there)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I will forever equate Tom Petty's American Girl with Silence of the Lambs.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    Are you pulling the "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying? Although you're not old. (yeah, I back peddled there)

    Always willing to try.

  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    In about 6 months there will be no underage 90's kids.

    Technically yes, but I would say to be a 90s kid you were born 85-95ish. After 95 would mean your like a 3 year old who would remember nothing of the 90s.

  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If you take the intestines from two adult humans and lay them on the ground end to end then the humans will die
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,865 Member
    Three left s make a right
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Calling someone with glasses 4 eyes is like calling someone with a shirt on 2 torsos.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Starbucks is more of a milkshake shop than a coffee shop.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets until it's too light to light.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I ate an apple.
  • happymum55
    happymum55 Posts: 24 Member
    The word snafu is made from the first letters in the phrase 'situation normal, f****d up'.
  • happymum55
    happymum55 Posts: 24 Member
    Oops, missed out 'all'
  • happymum55
    happymum55 Posts: 24 Member
    Does my first post qualify as a snafu?
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