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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    dylans1789 wrote: »
    I'm not sure how to post a fart???

    Thanking God that's not an actual option.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Your right I should stop! I apologize. What game do they play where they wack the black thing with sticks

    Random thought...Hockey Night in Canada used to make me cry as a kid
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    Don't say that too loudly, you'll be getting all sorts of weird PMs.
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Your right I should stop! I apologize. What game do they play where they wack the black thing with sticks

    Random thought...Hockey Night in Canada used to make me cry as a kid

    Never heard of it
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    psh i never wanted it anyways

    Nice save. Totally smooth.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    psh i never wanted it anyways

    Nice save. Totally smooth.

    you've very mean to me!!

    You're imagining things.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    Don't say that too loudly, you'll be getting all sorts of weird PMs.

    Dammit. I forget about lurkers. Ha
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    psh i never wanted it anyways

    Yeah....I'm with @FeraFilia. Smooth save.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    This showed up in my FB feed just now. Seemed appropriate.

    fvj4s8negoue.jpg
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    Don't say that too loudly, you'll be getting all sorts of weird PMs.

    Dammit. I forget about lurkers. Ha
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Shave your head. Problems solved

    My hair does a lot for me. I'll never give it up.

    send me your hair in the mail, thanks

    I need to know what you'll do with it first. :grimace:

    I will donate it to people who have gone through chemotherapy

    They do that at salons here...

    C'mon. Fess up. You wanna make a pillow with it so you can snuggle with it at night, don't you?

    This is what I was thinking. Or a voodoo doll.

    ok voodoo dall

    Wrong answer. Had you chosen a pillow to snuggle you'd be getting a package of my hair next week.

    psh i never wanted it anyways

    Yeah....I'm with @FeraFilia. Smooth save.

    Lurkers are alllllways watching.

    But it's late, maybe you'll be okay.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I feel like I need to be a bitmoji instead of a pirate, now.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I feel like I need to be a bitmoji instead of a pirate, now.
    You don't need pchop for a bitmoji! But that pirate was fantastic
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Aww @zachbonner_ Your kitty is almost as adorable as you are.

    (There, how was that for not being mean?)
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I feel like I need to be a bitmoji instead of a pirate, now.
    You don't need pchop for a bitmoji! But that pirate was fantastic

    My current profile pic was done by Timshel, too... Clearly a massive undertaking and serious skill involved.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    Be careful, he'll call you mean. He's sensitive, our Zach.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    Be careful, he'll call you mean. He's sensitive, our Zach.

    Nah....I can toss him around a bit. He likes the sass
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    Be careful, he'll call you mean. He's sensitive, our Zach.

    Nah....I can toss him around a bit. He likes the sass

    I laughed out loud at the mental picture of you physically tossing him around.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    Be careful, he'll call you mean. He's sensitive, our Zach.

    Nah....I can toss him around a bit. He likes the sass

    I laughed out loud at the mental picture of you physically tossing him around.

    :D right? Me too.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    :s

    I need a translation. I haven't learned how to speak emoji yet.
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  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    edited May 2017
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    :s

    I need a translation. I haven't learned how to speak emoji yet.

    Emoji is my second language. He's not fond of the mental image I created
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    more like CATtion amiright

    Nice try. You still didn't answer the question. Sheesh.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    :s

    I need a translation. I haven't learned how to speak emoji yet.

    Emoji is my second language. He's not fond of the mental image I created

    Thank you for the translation.

    But I was amused by it, so it's all good. :smiley:
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    :s

    I need a translation. I haven't learned how to speak emoji yet.

    Emoji is my second language. He's not fond of the mental image I created
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    _dixiana_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    k3m63767hqvc.jpg
    Your cat?

    I NEED A CAPTION, Zach

    more like CATtion amiright

    Nice try. You still didn't answer the question. Sheesh.

    yes he's mine B)

    Oooooh you're a cat dude. This explains so much.


    Ok, kidding. I love cats and men who love cats are awesome too.
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