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  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    He once choked a chicken -- using only his hands.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited May 2017
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    He ran amok in a no amoking zone
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
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    Never puts on lips stick
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
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    Has gas after tacos
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    She stole my cherry...


    Seriously, took the last one right out of the jar & I had none left for my hot fudge sundae. There she was, not even guilty with two on top of her sundae.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Puts Beano in Marie's Tacos
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    Held up a taco bell once & demanded a bag of hamburgers
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is in charge of hiring and firing the Ninja Turtles
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    She's not really a redhead. A leprechaun granted her a wish for permanently dyed hair.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    Oh, but that's true. LOL
  • mcdonagk
    mcdonagk Posts: 136 Member
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    Only wears a hat to get over his fear of goatees
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Was trying to take a picture of all of us in his profile pic.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is scared of crossing bridges
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    Burnt the Bridges of Madison county
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    His username has nothing to do with Fire or Turtles or 75s.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He has his profile name safety pinned to his underwear in case he forgets
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She once pinned a sock to the front of her underwear in hopes to learn how to helicopter
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    She once pinned a sock to the front of her underwear in hopes to learn how to helicopter

    :D I tried this once and totally got it right ;)

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