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mrwineismybf

Google search videos of people picking their nose then reposts on her insta page

slimgirljo15

Hates wine

Timshel_

Has an English accent

A_MariposaDream

Kiss with his hands up in the air

slimgirljo15

Listens to my voice nightly

Nicholas_39

Slimgirljo has stepped on Moon's surface.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Calls his lil buddy "Moon"

iTim__

She screams and screams until she feels a little horse (not hoarse).

RunHardBeStrong

Dresses up as a little horse when he hears her scream

SportyChick07

She got me fired

FabulousFantasticFifty

The only sport she plays is beer pong

slimgirljo15

Never worked a day in her life

iTim__

Has a double-jointed jaw -- opens her mouth like a door hinge.

slimgirljo15

Can swallow a sausage whole..

FabulousFantasticFifty

So can she!

SojournerThirteen

(Closing the door slowly and quietly whilst backing into the hall)

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slimgirljo15

Thinks waffles taste like poop

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slimgirljo15

Prefers snot flavoured waffles

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slimgirljo15

Buys my snot for her waffles..I give her a good deal in hayfever season

novio50

goes around goosing security officers and TSA agents to get her rocks off...

slimgirljo15

Lets me tickle his beard for a buck

liftorgohome

Has a jungle down below

iTim__

Has toys named Woody and Buzz -- nothing to do with Toy Story.

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RunHardBeStrong

She gets joy out of taking candy from babies

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RunHardBeStrong

It's in our contract that I have to dress like a baby to give her joy of taking my candy. It's also in the contract that I have to wear the diaper 24/7.