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She stuck her foot in his steak dinner before it was actually dinner.. The cow was not as amused as she was.0
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So she says, we aren't 100% sure. Her and that cow were behind the barn for a very long time.0
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She had a sex change, almost complete.0
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He asked if he could keep my girl parts.0
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And her boobs too. For sentimental purposes.0
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He sent me his boobs in return. We switched, he is still getting use to the D cup bra.0
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broke into my house and ran away with all my panties!0
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They were cute and I have a fetish... But those grandma panties? Whew girl, we need to talk about that.0
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Used stolen granny panties to make a kite0
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His kite wouldn't fly due to skid marks.0
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Dislikes single-liner zingers and humorous non sequiturs.0
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His nickname is yTim0
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That profile picture is actually a picture of @kitty_meow_meow_0
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Is on the Most Wanted list0
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Is actually holding a cup filled with gasoline0
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Thinks gasoline tastes good0
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The real Maleficent0
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the real Wicked Witch0
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Dated Bill Clinton0
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Is their illegitimate child0
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Above is a quote from his mail-order bride cat-fishing advertisement.0
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Is married to the American President0
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Is the American President0
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Is the next American President0
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