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RunHardBeStrong

Is a bee keeper. She doesn't do it for the honey though, it's her favorite workout. She tries to break her record everyday running from the bees when she angers them.

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RunHardBeStrong

Walks around asking strangers if they have seen her lost pet shark

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iTim__

Can't tell the difference between chickpeas, garbanzo beans, or chana.

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RunHardBeStrong

Has crocheted underwear for every day of the week.

iTim__

Real name is Obu!

RunHardBeStrong

Told me his safe word is "Platypus".

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RunHardBeStrong

She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.

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iTim__

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.

Said her name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

She makes me call her humpty.

Likes calling her Humpty pronounced with a Umpty.

RunHardBeStrong

His anaconda lies.

iTim__

My anaconda told her: I want some, if you got buns hun.

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RunHardBeStrong

She keeps a picture of a rooster in her purse just so she can say, "Have you seen my big *kitten*?"

slimgirljo15

Screeches like an owl in the height of passion

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iTim__

Has been hiding her progress pics. I found them (before and after)...

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iTim__

Her bird insists she knock before coming into his room.

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RunHardBeStrong

By bird, she means herself. "Her bird" is into some freaky shiznit.

slimgirljo15

Rocked up to my door naked yesterday ..

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slimgirljo15

She likes to touch my elvis shaped mole with her tongue