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iTim__

She says editable underwear are a waste of money because, "after wearing them for a few days, they taste just like the regular ones."

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iTim__

She got a new label maker. Just in time too...

finny11122

He wrote a love poem about me today

slimgirljo15

He's a psychotic killer on the run..hiding out on mfp

iTim__

Just had a mural painted on the wall in front of her home.

MJFSH

Has never uploaded pictures specially not to MFP

FabulousFantasticFifty

Catfish!

iTim__

Has a drinking problem as shown in this dramatic reenactment...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has Scotch on his Corn Flakes

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

She has a million dollar insurance policy on her legs

MileHighFitness

She turned me down for Prom..

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ended up taking his cousin Beatrice

SojournerThirteen

She is a chicken farmer from Belfast, Maine

iTim__

He thinks you're number one and he made cookies to prove it. No really, that's the number one, I swear.

liftorgohome

Like the song 11:11 by dinosaur pile up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPr1JR1Iu3w

iTim__

Once caught a baseball bat without dropping his beer.

liftorgohome

lol nice one Tim!!

Once hit his wife with a bat.

iTim__

Spends spare time putting instructions where they do not belong.

liftorgohome

Believes that kids should learn how to shoot weapons at an early age.

iTim__

Is a strong proponent of the right to bear arms.

_Billys_

those arms are result of too much testosterone booster

iTim__

Has really strong handshake game.

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iTim__

Always pours bottled water into a cup.

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mrwineismybf

Drinks sweet tea sweetened

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iTim__

Mixed up directions to The Fight Club and ended up at Hobby Lobby.