What Would You Do With the Person Above at MFP House Party

No matter where we are...we just make out all the time

shots

Touch his abs and giggle

I would 100% annoy this dude until they taught me how to breathe fire.

Break out the smores for them

This probably isn't the best place to post this response since this is just a fun thread, but here goes.
Just don't ever try it with booze or use any sort of high % abv alcohol to try it. It's super dangerous & you're more likely to catch yourself on fire, because of its volatile flashpoint, than if you're using what most firebreathers normally use. Fortunately booze won't kill you if you swallow it. Picking the wrong fuel can the way I do it, can indeed kill you if you're doing it the right way. If you don't know kind of fuel is safe, it could literally be fatal the first time you try to do it or any other time you do it. This is why I don't teach people how to firebreath.
The fuel sources that I use have no labeling regulations on additives since they aren't meant for human consumption & the bottles can look almost identical sitting side by side on the shelf. Pick the wrong one & you could be dead if you ingest a very small amount while firebreathing. Fuel ingestion by the way happens more often than you might think. Even with the right fuel, I have to keep milk or some other neutralizing agent on hand to keep from chucking my guts even with the "safe" fuel incase I swallow a little bit or alot.
I could teach anyone the technique, but knowing that someone might die because I cannot insure they pick the right fuel every time they go to buy it is why I won't. There is just there is just too much potential for someone to pick the wrong one & I can't live with that on my conscience knowing that someone getting hospitalized or even dying might be the direct result of me teaching them & that it never would have happened if I didn't.
I do enjoy it because ot the risk, there is a huge adrenaline rush, but that also leads to mistakes. It's pretty easy to get amped on that rush & make foolish & costly mistakes. I've made some mistakes in the middle of a show before that have really scared the *kitten* out of me before.
I wouldn't ever teach anyone, but I would happily perform for them instead if I had everything on hand that I needed to do it safely.

*Side note* This hobby does not increase your chances of getting laid either, so if anyone every considers it for that reason, don't. LOL

pudgy1977 wrote: »

No matter where we are...we just make out all the time

Bring my rope...I mean I happen to have my jump rope

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

Oh, and incase your curious, I am just average in my breathing skills. My best distance attempt is somewhere between 13-15 feet possible more when and that was when I was in practice. I think the world record is currently still holding at 26 feet & some change.

Holy crap..heyyy hot stuff lol..

Naughty things ..many naughty things