What Would You Do With the Person Above at MFP House Party

Egger29

FireTurtle75 wrote: »

This probably isn't the best place to post this response since this is just a fun thread, but here goes.
Just don't ever try it with booze or use any sort of high % abv alcohol to try it. It's super dangerous & you're more likely to catch yourself on fire, because of its volatile flashpoint, than if you're using what most firebreathers normally use. Fortunately booze won't kill you if you swallow it. Picking the wrong fuel can the way I do it, can indeed kill you if you're doing it the right way. If you don't know kind of fuel is safe, it could literally be fatal the first time you try to do it or any other time you do it. This is why I don't teach people how to firebreath.
The fuel sources that I use have no labeling regulations on additives since they aren't meant for human consumption & the bottles can look almost identical sitting side by side on the shelf. Pick the wrong one & you could be dead if you ingest a very small amount while firebreathing. Fuel ingestion by the way happens more often than you might think. Even with the right fuel, I have to keep milk or some other neutralizing agent on hand to keep from chucking my guts even with the "safe" fuel incase I swallow a little bit or alot.
I could teach anyone the technique, but knowing that someone might die because I cannot insure they pick the right fuel every time they go to buy it is why I won't. There is just there is just too much potential for someone to pick the wrong one & I can't live with that on my conscience knowing that someone getting hospitalized or even dying might be the direct result of me teaching them & that it never would have happened if I didn't.
I do enjoy it because ot the risk, there is a huge adrenaline rush, but that also leads to mistakes. It's pretty easy to get amped on that rush & make foolish & costly mistakes. I've made some mistakes in the middle of a show before that have really scared the *kitten* out of me before.
I wouldn't ever teach anyone, but I would happily perform for them instead if I had everything on hand that I needed to do it safely.

*Side note* This hobby does not increase your chances of getting laid either, so if anyone every considers it for that reason, don't. LOL

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tjkita wrote: »

FitOneSoon wrote: »

keg stand!

Now your taking! Count me in.

Bathroom Flex Selfies

FabulousFantasticFifty

Dress up like Super Heroes and rescue the Drunks that do idiotic things!

suzreen

Turn the hose on the drunks to wake them up!

NYactor1

Put the hose on her and see if she will take it....

suzreen

Organize a group to beat him with a hose till he repents of his evil

SwedishSarah

Play music for the others.

suzreen

Make some tea and go out to smell the lilacs

FabulousFantasticFifty

Slip magic mushrooms in her tea to see how funny she can be

BlondeandBlue28

Dish on latest mfp gossip

FabulousFantasticFifty

Talk about Boys

DasItMan91

Chat but not about boys lol

VanishingNachos

ask him if he can get @FabulousFantasticFifty 's phone number for me~

liftorgohome

Have some beers with him

slimgirljo15

Drink him under the table...*cheers*

VanishingNachos

grabs her bewbiez, and then waits for the slap

FabulousFantasticFifty

Make Some crazy concoctions in the blender after we smoke a joint then get plastered, start dancing and show the kids how a real party goes!

VanishingNachos

tell her to "take your top off~ wooo!!"

FabulousFantasticFifty

Drop it like it's hot!

(Whatever the hellll that means, it sounds about right!)

crushingitdaily12345

I'd say... wanna get the f out of here?

DasItMan91

Sure

VanishingNachos

hang out by the keg, and hit on his girlfriend~

FabulousFantasticFifty

Give him the evil eye for ditching me for the brunette!

VanishingNachos

grab her, and start dirty dancing with her~

SwedishSarah

We'd have fun dancing.

Muscle_for_Fitness

Dance the night away

slimgirljo15

Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »

Dance the night away

I would ply him with alcohol and have my way wi..errmm I mean help him out of his clothes while he sleeps so they dont get wrinkled..and maybe take a few pics..just to show him how comfortable he was while he slept of course

FabulousFantasticFifty

I would offer to take the pics

DasItMan91

We'll chat

VanishingNachos

we'd get in a fight over that hottie GF of his, and then make up later and get drunk to gether

mrwineismybf

Crush the nachos, kiss the nachos, marry the nachos...